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Eww gross… sorry about that sad stuff from my last update.
I was going through a sad time… but I’m all better now.
I did some yoga, bakes some pies/cookies/cakes and treats for the local neighborhood boys… and got my head back in the game.
Thank you JESUS for your healing powers.

Hey Kids, SUMMER TIME IS ALMOST HEREEEEE!

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Guess what I’m doing this year… i THINK I’m gonna go to abeach with some palm trees, drinks, sunshine, and make some sand castles.
This will be me…

Who doesn’t love some FUN in the SUN. Am I write?

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Sometimes I stay out in the sun too long and feel sick. I dunno if it’s the heat, or my low blood sugar, but sometimes I feel so ill… like i’m on a “high”… even thought I’d never do those drugs.
Someone told me a long time ago you can smoke that funny stuff and “be tripping”… does’t not sound like fun to me. I imagine it would look like this…

 

well, kids… I’ll try and update some more in the near future.

I’ve been thinking… would you kids wanna buy a “your moms website” t-shirt If I had some printed?

Let me know in the comments below. LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVEE


HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY

NOT

To be honest with you folks, I really hate Valentie;s Day. iT MAKES ME’s feel soo alone. I might have had a couple glasses of wine. Probobaly should have waited to update my webspage, but you know what… I don’e cate. I love my readers and visitors adn I know they expect me to be authentic. Well, here I am. experience me in my most purest and true self.

Valentine;s day is bullshit.

ANYONE ELSE AGREE WITH ME?

Love, yours trooooly…

my heart is broken ๐Ÿ™


MERRY CHRISTMAS everyone!

Thatโ€™s rightโ€ฆ I said MERRY CHRISTMASโ€ฆ not Happy Holidays!

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I like to celebrate the birth of JESUS not some phony holiday made up by idiots.

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Oh and whatโ€™s the deal with Starbucks not saying Merry Christmas? Donโ€™t they know that on of the wisemen invented coffee? I think thatโ€™s trueโ€ฆ well, thatโ€™s what I heard.

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During the holiday season, lets all hold each other close, sing songs, gather around the fire and remember all the good memories weโ€™ve had over the years. FAMILY is the most important thing you can have in the world. Donโ€™t ever forget it.

All I want for Christmas is my two front teethโ€ฆ

Oh wait, actually what I need are some new pots and pans, a nice apronโ€ฆ maybe something with apples or barns on itโ€ฆ and some slippers.

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MERRY CHRISTMAS yall!

P.S. Be nice to each other in my commentsโ€ฆ I donโ€™t know why yaโ€™ll are so crazy?! LOVE YOU.





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THANKSGIVING TIME IS HERE

I’m so excited about Thanksgiving. I’m gonna have all my family together and make theBEST recipes. Mashed Potatoes, Turkey, Cranberry Sauce, MMM MMM…

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I need to address the crazy people who have been visiting this website and leaving negative remarks…

Listen up, I have angels that protect this website. You can spread your mean words all you want… but GOD PROTECTS US.

Long live Elvis!!

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HAPPY THANKSGIVING?


WHO’S EXCITED FOR HALLOWEEN???

leave me a comment PLEASE


Oh, Heaven’s to Betsy… Welcome to my website!

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Welcome to Your Mom’s Website! Probably one of the best website on the net (or soon to be :P)

I hope you enjoy reading my writing and looking into my life. Iwill talk lots about my talents, hobbies, children, grandchildren, and anything else I want. You might also enjoy my poetry and writing. All of this beauty comes straight from my heart.

232 thoughts on “Home

  1. yo, i’m back, not sure if you’ve stopped the webstie or not but i wanna know if you only change the home page on the holidays?

  2. Give us the patience to support each other in our sorrow and may this pain bring us together in the grace of our marriage. Bless us with ability to see more clearly where you are calling us to serve in this time in our life, when our sorrow sometimes outweighs our generosity and our self-focus lets us forget others. Be with us, heal us and let us feel your love blessing this marriage. Teach me, Lord. Tell me what you want me to do with this. What am I supposed to learn from this kind of pain? What are you calling me to do?

  3. Hey Betsy your angel and Elvis decorations might disturb or turn away some visitors do to there extremeness I would suggest maybe lowering there extravagance and sparkles just a suggestion and maybe finally add those recipes -Buttewy ๐Ÿ˜‰

  4. Besty your background glitter is hurting my eyes try using a plain pink background it may attract more visitors also some of the decorations are a bit odd… -Buttewy ๐Ÿ˜‰

  5. I love this website! Now, where do I meet up with you to get the good stuff? Please reply soon.

    Sincerely,
    JoJo
    P.s. You got any knives that would slice through human flesh pretty well, mine only cut half way through the skin.

  6. This is a story about my chode. I was only nine weeks old when I realized I had a chode. I took my chode to school. None of the other guys thought I was cool when they realized I had a chode. Chode… my chode…my two inch chode…I have a chode. So I took my chode to the doctor. I said can I make this thing any longer. He said, “Sorry son, you have a chode.” I was hanging out with my girlfriend. I said alright baby let’s do this. She took my pants off she was ready to go. Then she said “Oh holy shit, what the f%$ is wrong with your dick?!” I said sorry babe I have a chode. Chode…my chode…my sweaty chode…I have a chode. A chode is a penis that is wider than it is longer. If I had a daughter I would name her Chodie Foster. Oh, I don’t know what to do with my chode. I had sex with a frog, then I had sex with a toad. Chode…my chode….my hairy chode…I have a chode.

  7. we are coming for you. This site has been reported to us for many offenses. We are Anonymous. We are Legion. We do not forgive. We do not forget. Expect us.

  8. Dear Betsy,
    Your website is just the bee’s knees! The glitter makes me feel right at home, and I just can’t wait for that recipe section! Have a great day!
    Sincerely, Chloe

  9. What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? Iโ€™ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and Iโ€™ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and Iโ€™m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. Youโ€™re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and thatโ€™s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little โ€œcleverโ€ comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldnโ€™t, you didnโ€™t, and now youโ€™re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. Youโ€™re fucking dead, kiddo.

  10. I LOVE THIS LADY, AND HER COMEBACKS, they are HILARIOUS and SHE IS TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    I ALSO LOVE CATS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    THIS WEBSITE IS BAE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Can YOU be MY Grandma, PLEASE ๐Ÿ˜‰ !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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